Jason’s early morning brooding has been interrupted by the sound of loud chewing. He quickly looked over to see a boy eating a sandwich on the other end of the roof.
Upon making eye contact the boy finished his bite before saying, “Just for the record I was here first.”
Impossible. Jason would have definitely noticed a kid hanging out on the roof. Especially one as obviously adoption bait as this one.
Jason rested his hand on his gun holster before barking, “Who are you?”
“Geez don’t get your panties in a twist,” the boy said, taking another bite of his sandwich. “Noff tha I blame you though. Muss be hard wiff all tha gunk in you.”
“What does that mean?” Jason growled, his hand tightening around his gun.
The boy looked at him in pity. “Wow, you don’t know? Life must have been rough for you.”
“Last chance. Who. Are. You?”
Jason was about two seconds away from shooting first and asking additional questions later when the boy finished off the last two bites of his sandwich and got up, dusting off his pants.
“Relax buddy,” he said. “Listen because I’m such a kind soul, I’ll take care of that for you.”
“Huh?” was all Jason managed to get out before the boy was right in front of him, reaching into his chest. The boy pulled out a weird green glob with a smile.
“There. All better!” he chirped.
Jason didn’t even have time to process what just happened before the boy walked towards the ledge and jumped off.
His mind snapped into focus at that and he lunged towards the ledge, hoping to save the boy before he hit the ground, only to find there was no one in the alley below.
Jason couldn’t help but just stare blankly, his thoughts reeling. What the hell just happened?
Danny and Jazz are ordered to stay with their estranged uncle thrice removed, due to Jack and Maddie needing them out of the house for adult reasons they’re cleaning up and dodging a child neglect investigation as well as tax evasion.
The new city is…pretty big. Different. New, for sure.
But theyre pretty sure that their Uncle’s weird friend is either a ghost or an alien or, worse, a stalker.
They land on stalker.
But their Uncle! He’s hapless! A pathetic man in all but his job, and even then! He must be protected! He clearly doesn’t know how to tell a creep to fuck off!
So Jazz and Danny ban together to protect their Uncle Clark from Brucie Wayne, who is clearly a creepo stalker.
